If I had a nickel for every newsletter I wrote about how I named something (I'm not a man so I'm a thing), I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
I avoided the calls of Spencer but he finally got me. All it took was pretending to be a bee.
I've never written a vacationing guide before, why not start now?
In which I channel my inner white man to come up with so many pitches
Provocative title, I know. Don't worry, the opinion piece has been relegated to other news. You'll get a quirky TTRPG first impressions as the main story!
Gotta make sure The Ubyssey knows I'm still into them before our date (?) tomorrow evening
Listen, I tried to write about something else, but I got distracted by how kissable The Ubyssey is...
I've gotta make sure the most kissable organization on campus knows I appreciate them <3
I said what I said
