The Your Mom Issue of White House Level Humour

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Quyen S
October 26, 2025

In the newsletter titled “Critical Role Campaign 4: A misogyny prediction” published on October 12, Occtis Tachonis was misspelled as Occurs Tachonis. The Icosatetra-Yearly Twice-Weekly Daily Nightly Buzz regrets this error.

You might not get a main story, depends on how other things today go. But we finished our two-and-a-half year long Pathfinder 2e campaign. I’d like to review the system for y’all at some point. Or at least yap about the campaign. Fun fact: a campaign started before either of my current relationships. It was epic and cool. I’m looking forward to running different systems though. I’m thinking Slugblasters or Masks.

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POI

She’s a little outdated at this point but that’s fine.

Point of Inquiry: Is stability worth a restriction on autonomy? The AMS asks students to decide for resource groups.

At the upcoming AGM, the AMS is going to ask members to support bylaw amendments that give long-term stability to resource groups like the Social Justice Centre and Pride Collective — at the cost of some autonomy, writes AMS Columnist Quyen Schroeder.

ubyssey.ca/opinion/point-of-inquiry-stability-autonomy-resource-groups-bylaws

Theoretically more coming at some point relatively soon.

The Vilest Rag

Everyone is legally required to say I’m very hot in these and my eyeliner is suspiciously consistent between episodes. I haven’t technically watched any of my segment yet. But yeah

I made the Aisha lasagna mentioned in the first episode — I don’t remember if y’all have heard yet. It was very good. I’m looking forward to making it again.

I really need to get back on the bandwagon of scripting these

Hades II

I beat Rivals 4 on both surface and underworld. And I’m doing 32 fear fairly reliably on the underworld. This is meaningless to most of you.

I’m still missing the Icarus romance though, alas. I’ll get him at some point. AND Bewitching Eyes. I don’t know what I need to do to get that song, but mark my words. Scylla will sing it for me.

Presented Without Comment

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here.”

My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna--lindsey-halligan-here

Presented With Your Mom

S.V. Dáte thinks the White House press corps should hand in their badges, too.

The White House press secretary told him “your mom” chose Budapest as the site for a meeting with Vladimir Putin. HuffPost’s senior White House correspondent says it’s all part of America’s slide toward autocracy, and journalists must take collective action.

www.cjr.org/the-interview/sv-date-white-house-press-corps-leavitt-cheung-your-mom-huffpost-parnell.php

el oh el

This is so funny and childish. I love her

From the Archive (I want to bleach my eyes)

I was in the newsroom flipping through old papers and found the Too Sexy column and found this cursed letter.

I truly don’t mean to shame anyone but if your default assumption is every “common substance” is safe to stick a dick into… I mean… sigh. What even. LIVER???????? THATS WILD

That’s All!

Yay. We are trying to get this one done quickly since I do need to be writing :D. I’m also going to try making poutine tonight which is fun. Hopefully that goes well.

There’s The Ubyssey’s Pender Island retreat coming up which I’m pretty excited about. Actually the weekend of the next newsletter. Hype. I have extensive meal plans that will hopefully work out.

Until Sunday, November 9 at 10:03 pm, buzz on, my busy bees!

since 2025

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