Speed post about Shark Week because I need to do a Shakespeare Essay

Yeah another really quick one :p. I can’t justify Nightly Buzzing when I have a 2000 word essay due 12 hours from publication and uhhhh… well. I’ve got 0 words of it done at time of writing.

Anyways. Shark week is crazy yall. Every show consists of three experts and a flimsy framing that requires them to do three shark dives during which they do stupid stuff while talking about how dangerous it is. There was one where a man who uses a prosthetic arm and leg did a dive with fleshy prostheses and tried to FEED THEM TO THE SHARKS. For another one they had to take a biopsy of a shark to give it a testosterone test so they could show American sharks were more aggressive than Australian sharks?!?!?! They also show so many shark attacks? Like I watched a diver get their neck bitten by a shark. It was crazy. There was so much blood. And stitches

Also these poor shark week hosts have to do a whole media tour. Including on Fox News’ Primetime with Jesse Watters (don’t ask how I know. I really don’t want to talk about it :/). Like this poor guy with a shark special interest and a marine conservation non profit has to talk with a man who was just ranting about how the democrats are all mentally ill and should be involuntarily detained just like the homeless. Or about how Trans people are indoctrinating children via kids books and makeup ads. Or about how sharks should be used in the waters around Alcatraz to make sure none of the bad hombres there have a chance of escape.

Anyways wish me luck on the paper. We are incredibly cooked.

Until Wednesday at 10:03 pm, buzz on, my busy bees!

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