So maybe this newsletter was supposed to come out last week. And maybe I forgot about her until fifteen minutes before this guy was supposed to go out. Oopsies.

Anyways, a column happened:

WITH A CUSTOM ILLUSTRATION (this is epic).

A guy on Bluesky thought the acronym should have been CLEABkN because it’s “giving IKEA” which is hilarious and awesome.

I’m sure other things are going on but my mind simply went blank when I started writing this guy. OH! We wrapped a Draw Steel game earlier today! That was cool.

And last week was Gay Week — named because one of the coops at my job took the week off for her gay wedding, which is super exciting!!! W for the sapphics.

I also took an honest to god three hour nap today. That was nice. Even though I wanted to work on things. But that’s okay.

And I watched maybe my first rated R movie. (It was Deadpool because my editor got me back into Marvel LMAO.) I’m very brave and y’all should tell me I’m very brave.

That’s All!

I’ll definitely remember to publish something next week over Valentines :). Everyone better get their confessions of love for me ready (you’re all legally obligated to have a crush on me and tell me you have a crush on me next week).

At least mark carney fucks with gay porn since 2025