I’m writing this in the midst of council while live posting while also making notes for the column — WHICH IS DEFINITELY HAPPENING THIS TIME.

I dunno what we’re talking about today, I guess whatever I have time for. The food is pretty alright. There’s sushi I’m not eating, but that’s normal. I’m not a big fish enjoyer, tbh.

Do y’all know I’m vegetarian-ish? Like I’m very much not going to cook meat at all. It’s just gross and slimy and I feel bad :(. So it’s mostly tofu at home (big soy boy, here. soy girl? soy them? that doesn’t have the same ring to it as soy boy. maybe the boy in soy boy is gender neutral?).

I’ll eat meat at a restaurant or if someone else makes it for dinner. But I’m not about cooking it. I’ll do other animal products though. Butter. Eggs. Milk.

Yeah, that kinda passes for an interesting newsletter. Congrats, y’all.

Other News

We be fiddling

I don’t want to straight up doxx my place of work, but they have a REALLY funny name. It’s not Fiddle, but it sort of has a similar pseudo-sexual connotation.

And like… no one mentions it (other than us coops). And it’s crazy. Like they actually play into it.

Anyone who works at Fiddle (remember not real name) is called a Fiddler. The office is called the Fiddleplex. People will say “I’m looking forward to fiddling with you!” They have a quarterly company event called Fiddlefest (it sounds like an orgyyyyyyy).

I’m actually losing my mind about this y’all it’s crazy.

Photoshop is my passion

From AMS council:

That’s All!

Godspeed y’all this is all I’ve got

Until Sunday at 10:03 pm, buzz on, my busy bees!

Losing club virginities together since 2025